Ambien. No doubt about it.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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