Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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