Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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