What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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