We won't sleep together?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
