I'm drive I can fine osifer
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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