is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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