It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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