apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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