all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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