I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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