I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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