The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
whose parrot is this?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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