We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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