Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Acid is not a monday night drug
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm getting married
To pizza
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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