that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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