yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I am naked and annoyed.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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