Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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