Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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