He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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