The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
