if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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