I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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