He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
