Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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