Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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