we made out on top of his cat.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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