I saw his package. It spoke to me.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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