I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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