I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i need some magic done to my vagina
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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