I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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