R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Pants 0. Shit 1.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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