I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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