I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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