Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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