the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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