We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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