You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
you made out with another girl for some wings
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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