Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
BRING THE BAGELS
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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