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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time

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(248): View more from Michigan

New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

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(850): View more from Florida

i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!

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(817): View more from Texas

So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...

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(917): View more from New York City

its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.

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(904): View more from Florida

So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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