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(250): View more from British Columbia

I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...

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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.

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That's not what Jesus is for

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