Texts From Last Night · smc80's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry duder hasn't picked any favorites yet.

smc80's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later

Fav 11 5376 1483
share tweet
(703): View more from Virginia

I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense

Fav 20 8401 1249
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(810): View more from Michigan

i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said

Fav 41 6967 1129
share tweet
(703): View more from Virginia

swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."

(202): View more from Washington, DC

buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.

Fav 34 16507 1558
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

Fav 190 59119 5675
share tweet
(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

Fav 65 8570 1175
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT