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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.

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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!

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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.

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