Texts From Last Night · mcfuckers's Favorites

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(281): View more from Texas

Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?

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(205): View more from Alabama

Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.

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(210): View more from Texas

im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(417): View more from Missouri

So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.

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That's all you talk about when you are wasted.

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(330): View more from Ohio

All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.

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