Texts From Last Night · hoppingfrog's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry LisaMarie20 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

hoppingfrog's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

Fav 52 12946 3240
share tweet
(719): View more from Colorado

Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.

Fav 26 4924 1703
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(585): View more from New York

He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.

Fav 26 8368 1632
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT