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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"

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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(586): View more from Michigan

You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

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You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.

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