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(562): View more from California

she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night

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(217): View more from Illinois

The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.

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(434): View more from Virginia

He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.

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(801): View more from Utah

please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.

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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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