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(512): View more from Texas

the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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(801): View more from Utah

i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.

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(408): View more from California

i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

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