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(816): View more from Missouri

yeah...that's gonna come up in court

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.

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(205): View more from Alabama

i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.

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(805): View more from California

So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka

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Sweet. Did I win?

(805): View more from California

Youre hungover arent you?

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