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(309): View more from Illinois

We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.

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(714): View more from California

I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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Midgetier?

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Smaller, yet meaner.

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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

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