You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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