Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
