do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
