yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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